Thursday, June 26, 2008

With the #1 Pick in the Draft the Chicago Bulls select...

Chicago pro-sports teams have been known for suspect draft picks since MJ left town. I won't even get into the Chicago Bears woes in the draft. So here we are, the Chicago Bulls are going to select their "future" in this evenings draft. Hopefully, things will pan out with this draft pick. The last picks have either failed miserably (Eddy Curry), did not live up to expectations (Kirk Hinrich), or were traded away and became fairly descent players somewhere else (Elton Brand, Brad Miller, Ron Artest, Tyson Chandler). Call it the curse of MJ or just plain terrible upper management (damn Jerry Krause). Hopefully, Pax can pull off his pink panties and turn this team around. Most experts feel Derrick Rose is the way to go, but when was the last time you saw a hometown hero ever perform up to par? Especially in a large media market like Chicago. Most fans didn't even hear of or see this guy until the Final Four. Don't get me wrong he does possess leadership and all the other bullshit qualities you hear Jay Bilas talk about on ESPN but how much can we rely on "potential". The Bulls need to win now and trying to hopefully discover the next Chris Paul isn't the answer. Michael Beasley is the other contender. Coming out of Kansas State heralded as the best player in college basketball all throughout the season. The guy can score in the paint and is a big body. Any Chicago fan remember seeing Tyrus Thomas posting up in the paint...didn't think so. Basketball "experts" are worried about his character. That's funny...I can't remember when character put points on the score board or that the NBA was the stocked full of upstanding citizens. All the Bulls have right now are a bunch of mediocre guards and small forwards that like to shoot 3-pointers as if they were in a rec league at the local YMCA. Joakim Noah...um right...his hair weighs more than that rail of a body. I say trade the pick bring in Tracy McGrady and other almost washed up all-stars and win this thing already. We saw the Celtics do it this year with KG, Paul Pierce, and Ray Allen and win but than again we saw the Lakers do it awhile back too and fail, but they had the Mailman who was destined to never win a NBA Championship anyway. So, as long as we stay away from Karl Malone and Gary Payton the Bulls might succeed. And you know for NBA marketing purposes David Stern wants to see the Bulls make it far so he can get a chance to "feed the ducks" while watching MJ highlight reels during the playoffs.
I guess I can only hope to be completely and utterly wrong and they turn things around. I would gladly walk to Sports Authority and throw away $40 for a Derrick Rose jersey. GO BULLS!!!
I leave you with this gem....check out the 'stache on David Stern

Friday, June 20, 2008

NERF WARS

I have never work in a setting that required me sit in a cubicle all day but I definitely would change jobs if I get to this once a week.
Don't mess with the IT Dept.


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Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Wackness

This is a gonna be a good one.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

What..do you wanna bathe in it?

I'm sure everyone is gonna try this joint maneuver once they see this clip.

Friday, June 13, 2008

He Got Game...

I am tired of all these comparisons of Kobe Bryant to the "Greatest Ever" Michael Jordan. Kobe showed no leadership at all in Game 4. He stood there dribbling around and passing off only to see his wack ass role players miss shots and play terrible defense. Then this fool would go to the bench for a timeout and yell at his teammates. Maybe Kobe needs to go back to Denver and relieve some stress with another worker at a spa center. Here's a perfect example of the tenacious defense the Lakers play. At least Jordan Brand has the right guy wearing his sneakers....Ray Allen is the truth





Or if David Stern (NBA Commish) has his was this series will go 7 Games...ratings baby. David Stern is still looking for someone to replace MJ as the poster boy of the NBA. Damn I hate the NBA.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Cross Colors 4 Life

Some early Dave Chapelle from Def Comedy Jam



And some new Def Comedy Jam...Russel Peters

Monday, June 9, 2008

Just let the dirt shower over you....

Looks like another Will Ferrell Classic..can't wait for this

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Friday, June 6, 2008

In honor of the start to the NBA Finals....RAINDANCE